Wednesday, February 09, 2005

In other news, I'm pissed.

Specifically, I'm pissed off that people actually believe the media fueled drivel concerning politics. I even dislike using the term "Progressive" and "Conservative" in the previous post. Why?

Because they're fucking meaningless terms.

What is a progressive? What is a conservative? Sure, when we think of politicians we can easily identify the ones that describe themselves as such through their rhetoric. But that's primarily due to succinct psychological pandering. At least with, "Capitalist", or "Socialist" or "Religious Fundamentalist" I know what the fuck you're talking about.

But conservative? You can't say that conservatives are defined by: Family Values (what, non-conservatives don't have families, and don't have values thereof?), or Small Government (Anyone looked at the deficits of the last two conservative presidents?), or Free Market (rampant protectionism), etc. etc.

Liberal? What the fuck's that, Clinton cut welfare funds, signed NAFTA, campaigned on a fucking "Third Way" platform for fucks sake.

And the people who BELIEVE all of this fucking God....I...

I just want to stab them in the face repeatedly with a poorly sharpened #2 Pencil.

For of the love of fuck, if you get all of your political news from your favorite right wing talk radio show, or Michael Moore, or from watching talking heads bitch at eachother on TV, please...finish the job and just fucking lobotomize yourself. And FUCK YOU IN THE EYE for voting you stupid shits. You don't deserve to meaningly participate in a naptime discussion in kindergarten, much less anything resembling self-government, you dimwitted fecal brained jargon pails.

And I swear to Allmighty Bob the next time I hear someone say "Red State" or "Blue State" or "Compassionate Conservative" or "Tax and Spend Liberal" or whatever other little fucking "clever" buzzword you swallowed from your souless kleptocratic overlords, I will soddomize your fucking eyesockets.

---The Non Mechanical Man.


Blogger Rowan Crisp said...

He really did sodomize my eyesockets, and it stings.

February 10, 2005 at 11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy your posts.

February 10, 2005 at 12:18 PM  
Blogger UberIcarus said...

Thankyou anon. :)

February 10, 2005 at 3:10 PM  

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